bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via lazermeat)

redvioletz-tricksterred:

creeper-cutie:

psychopomp-sentinel:

twerkdatstrider:

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

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if you’re on ipod you just hold down the reblog button

wtf just happened??

(via emisnotinteresting)

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

Also, thinking that only white people can be racist and only men can be sexist makes you an ignorant pineapple.

(Source: egalitarianyellowfang, via settanta)

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

Didn’t James May do this once on Top Gear?

(Source: thelandofwtf, via 16yrold)

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

AND A RAD NAME

(via p3n1s)

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

i think you mean until you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via luvssmarties)

mishasminions:

IT’S NOT NATURAL

you could say its

*liberally applies sunglasses*

supernatural

(via jalexanderrrr)

suavecrouton:

is he talking to a fucking dildo

does that dildo have a muffin top?

(via levi--corpus)

Everything started changing, the moment you showed up. 

(Source: stileas, via the-crank-palace)

badasspokemonblog:

GUYS
CAN IT BE LEGIT

After ruby and sapphire remakes were announced, could emerald be next?

IGN seems to think so but they make a good point that yellow or crystal didn’t get a remake…. but the possibility is there :3

To read more:
http://m.ign.com/articles/2014/05/29/pokemon-delta-emerald-trademark-surfaces

I hope they remake crystal and call it Pokémon Crystal Meth

(via thereareonlyfacetsofus)

Basic Summary of Every Film

  • Protagonist: Oh look theres a thing should i do the thing
  • Protagonist's Friend/companion/love interest: No, for the love of god, don't do the thing
  • *Protagonist does the thing*
  • Protagonist: oh shit i did the thing help me sort out the thing
  • Protagonist's Friend/companion/love interest: oh for fucks sake fine
  • *they sort out the thing*
  • *everything is fine except for one aspect (dead person(s)/lost friend(s))*
  • The End

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein, via danisnoionfire)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via joshpeck)

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via amimorethenyoubarginedforyet)

cryingfor-help:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

oh my god

(via danisnoionfire)