mishasminions:

IT’S NOT NATURAL

you could say its

*liberally applies sunglasses*

supernatural

(via jalexanderrrr)

suavecrouton:

is he talking to a fucking dildo

does that dildo have a muffin top?

(via levi--corpus)

Everything started changing, the moment you showed up. 

(Source: stileas, via the-crank-palace)

badasspokemonblog:

GUYS
CAN IT BE LEGIT

After ruby and sapphire remakes were announced, could emerald be next?

IGN seems to think so but they make a good point that yellow or crystal didn’t get a remake…. but the possibility is there :3

To read more:
http://m.ign.com/articles/2014/05/29/pokemon-delta-emerald-trademark-surfaces

I hope they remake crystal and call it Pokémon Crystal Meth

(via thereareonlyfacetsofus)

Basic Summary of Every Film

  • Protagonist: Oh look theres a thing should i do the thing
  • Protagonist's Friend/companion/love interest: No, for the love of god, don't do the thing
  • *Protagonist does the thing*
  • Protagonist: oh shit i did the thing help me sort out the thing
  • Protagonist's Friend/companion/love interest: oh for fucks sake fine
  • *they sort out the thing*
  • *everything is fine except for one aspect (dead person(s)/lost friend(s))*
  • The End

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein, via danisnoionfire)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

(Source: foodvacuum, via joshpeck)

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via amimorethenyoubarginedforyet)

cryingfor-help:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

oh my god

(via danisnoionfire)

knownorwegian:

what does that even mean in english

buttflames:

*gets home covered in cum* hey mom

(via circumcising)

soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

(via may-magic-be-in-your-favor)

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via circumcising)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via baratwatt)